i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You should frame my arrest warrant.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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