the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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