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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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