i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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