We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I can't put those talents on a resume
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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