Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
and you fell through a lawn chair
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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