thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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