it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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