What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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