My liver just broke up with me...
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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