More tranny stories later!
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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