sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Randomize
