It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I enjoy the company of your penis
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
