So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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