the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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