i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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