it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize