they need to just BURY HIM!
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
You left your phone here
Wait...
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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