Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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