If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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