32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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