we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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