I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Randomize
