Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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