I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Randomize
