I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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