Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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