she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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