I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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