He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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