You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
