I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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