I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Alive.
So much puke
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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