fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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