bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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