im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
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