For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
nutella sex= disaster
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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