I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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