would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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