"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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