Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
