i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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