Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
