Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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