i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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