This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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