You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
You're a waste of cheezeits
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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