i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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