I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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