Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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