I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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