hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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