Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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