I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I love you.
Bad choice
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