ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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