I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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