I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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