Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
My feet surprised me
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