CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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